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Guys I might get that check today. Not saying it’s GONNA happen. I’ve been burned before….

But like. Maybe.

justalexithymia:

fitfastalive:

letsget-fit-on:

Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.

RIP 20 boneless wings. You will be missed.

Ugh I want

dylaannnnn

"Hello 911? Yes my name is Dylan and I’ve had an erection for seven minutes… Yes that’s normal you say? Well it flipped over my coffee table and threw it through a wall into the next apartment because I saw some buffalo wings so could you send an ambulance great thanks."

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

*drops something on purpose in front of somebody im trying to get nasty with*

me: oh….. let me get that right quick

*hits that nicki minaj anaconda single cover art pose*

I think my anxiousness surrounding the gym is parallel to that surrounding coffee shops.

Instead of feeling sized up and monitored for what I’m lifting it’s like everyone is peeking at my screen watching what I’m designing or sketching.